 Kagawa-ken police are still seeking a trio of armless, pegleg fugitives for crimes of treason. Hirata-san was last seen in the city of Kanonji, wearing an oversized factory-worker windbreaker and green trousers, rendered useless by his lack of legs. Takahashi-san appears to be covering a pregnancy, and is flashing a bit of 2-by-4 under his right cuff. They were traveling in the company of a shrunken-head female. If you have seen any of these criminals, please locate the nearest police box or call hyaku-to-ban. |
i want you to know this just made me laugh out loud. i totally forgot about those fugitives on the lamb in kanonji.....--ab